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Exams Done? Here's How 99% Of Students Will Celebrate

So somehow through the haze of alcohol, late nights and not always legal substances we've managed to get through the year, and here are some of the best ways that you can celebrate this summer.

1. NightClub/ Bar Near Campus.

It's the end of the term, you've got your last grant payment in and have nothing sensible to use it on, well we all know you probably do but you're not going to. Instead of investing wisely in the future of your education, go have one last unforgettable night out with all your uni mates, you can always buy books with money you'll earn from all the jobs you're going to get this summer.

2. Your Local Followed By The Crappy Night Club At Home.

You get home, enjoy the taste of some food that isn't re-heated, or a pot noodle, whats next you may ask? To the local it is, I know I know, there won't be any craic but at least there'll be drink.

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3. Music festival.

Sleeping in a tent, questionable hygiene and copious amounts of alcohol among other things. Three to five days of excessively loud music, urinating in places you previously thought were impossible to urinate in and forgetting the feeling of a warm shower, oh I forgot to mention being wrote off the entire time...

4. Lads/Girls Holiday

 

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Reasserting to your parents that your old enough to look after yourself as you're booking the cheapest flights (It's mandatory that they be in the middle of the night.) to somewhere the alcohol can be smelt from the air. Getting together the ridiculous group t-shirts. Putting all your savings into your holiday fund. Packing Checklist (Mars Bars, Lynx, Tiny Shower Gels, Toothpaste, Toothbrush.) Telling your parents once more you've got everything under control, before asking them to taxi you and your mates to the airport.

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Your family are all going on a week abroad, and you're too cool to go, besides you've got the last, most incredible way to celebrate this year, the House Party. I'm not talking about the house parties you threw in secondary school, I'm not talking about the house parties you threw in your term accommodation, no this is the holy grail of house parties. This is the end, and we'll all be disappointed if there's not a hole in at least one of your walls.

Michael Mccarron
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Movie buff, musician, tattoo artist, writer, wars fought, tigers wrestled, bears punched, life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and you'll have the time of your life.

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