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All Women Can Cook: Misconceptions Men Have About Women That Are 100% wrong

All Women Can Cook: Misconceptions Men Have About Women That Are 100% wrong

It wouldn't be fair to say that all men have these misconceptions but they're common misconceptions all the same.

All women are good cooks

Contrary to popular belief, women are not born with this talent. And we don't look like this when we do cook.

 

Women know exactly how to wash every different kind of material

We have the exact same knowledge and capabilities of laundry as you do, I had to Google whether fabric softener was actually needed the first time I did laundry, and where exactly did it go.

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Women love eating salads

Seriously? Fuck off.

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Women are good at ironing shirts

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Ironing shirts is a complete pain in the ass and you have just as good a chance at fucking it up as I do but it's yours so you should really learn.

 

All women love romantic comedies

Hated the Notebook, thought Dirty Dancing was okay but would waaaay rather watch Battlestar Galactica.

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A women will automatically want to be your girlfriend after you have sex

This is just the most annoying this in the world. You have awesome, no strings attached sex, everything is left with an easy smile and relaxed 'see you around' and the next time you bump into them they act like you're going to nail them to an alter. Get over yourselves.

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Women are the Antichrist when they have their period

No, you're just incompetent half the time and our patience runs out after around 4 weeks of it.

 

Women love a big d**k

Nope. Big ones can actually be a real pain, literally. As long as you know what your doing in every other area, the size really, really does not matter.

 

Sarah Power
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Unnatural blonde with a natural gift for wrapping presents. Never had one lesson. Big fan of Sex and the City, Eddie Vedder and men who have a good strong whistle. Hope to be a responsible woman one day, but for now I'm enjoying being a child in a woman's body. Pet peeve: People who abbreve everything.

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