The FOMO Is Real...18 Perfectly Reasonable Excuses To Go Out Tonight

It's Friday people, do you know what that means? It means alcohol and lots of it. It means dancing until your feet hurt, making a complete and utter tit out of yourself and bankrupting yourself to the point of tears. How drunk are you going to be this weekend? Oh you won't be out tonight? Lies. Stop lying to me. Stop lying to yourself. You will go out and you know it. Just in case you're trying to convince yourself otherwise, then here's the only push you'll need;

1) FOMO Is A Very Real Thing

2) You Might Miss Out On Meeting The Love Of Your Life

3) It's Been Two Weeks Since Your Last Drink And You Deserve It

4) You Slept In On Tuesday And A Terrible Day Followed

5) You Bought A New Tie Last Week And It Really Needs An Airing

6) You Know For A Fact That At Least Six Hot People Will Be Out

7) You're Not Mentally Prepared For A Night Of Being Sober And Recieving Drunken Texts And Blurry Snapchats

8) You Can't Stand Another Night Of Blocking Out Your Housemates Sex Noises

9) You Have Vodka Just Looking At You, Temping You

10) You Feel Thinner Today

11) You Just Got Paid

12) It's Been A Shitter Than Shit Week

13) Your Grant Just Came In

14) The Football (Any Football) Is On

15) You Want To Make Your Other Half Jealous

16) You Just Found A Full Packet Of Cigarettes

17) Your Mate Is Really Sad And Needs A Shoulder To Cry On

18) Your Mate Just Got A Promotion And Needs A Shoulder To Be Smug On

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