In a move slightly less sociopathic than say, putting a horse head in your enemy’s bed, an online company is now offering people the option of sending feces to anyone on your shit list. In exchange for Bitcoin or a few other types of crypto currency, Shit Express will deliver a box of animal poop straight to your adversary’s door. And just in time for the holidays!
There are a couple catches. For starters, the company only accepts crypto currency in order to protect the sender’s anonymity. Also, Shit Express can’t actually guarantee the delivery of said feces since each country’s postal system has their own way to safeguard against the delivery of hazardous or illegal materials.
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Hopefully, and this holds true for those of you out there who are already wondering if a big bag of shit is going to turn up at their doorstep anytime soon, maybe people will start being a little nicer to each other from now on.
