It's weird, before you're employed all you want more than anything is to get a job, and then as soon as you get that job you start asking yourself "why the fuck did I want this?" Don't get me wrong, getting a job can be great because having money to buy stuff is pretty awesome. But once that thrill wears off, work just starts to seem like, well, work. So here are some signs that you should quit your job.
You Wake Up Every Morning Hating Your Life
As soon as that alarm goes off you start contemplating the pointlessness of your existence. You just lay there in bed like, fuck my life. FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE.
Enough Is Never Enough
Regardless of how many hours you work, and despite how much you get paid, it just never seems to be enough. It's like the money they're paying you isn't worth the pieces of your soul that are slowly dying day after tedious day.
Everyday Of Work Is Like An Eternity
Remember when you were in school, and it was Friday afternoon and every couple of minutes you would look at clock and marvel at how time seemed to stop just to fuck with you? I always thought work would be different and making money would be a great motivational tool. It's not. Work sucks, life sucks.
You Feel A Mental Breakdown Coming On
The walls are closing in, the fucking walls are closing in. Someone help me, please.
Your Boss Is A Dick
And no you don't find your boss annoying or kinda dickish. Oh no, you find him (or her because equal opportunity potential dickishness) to be the king of assholes, the Arch Duke of Douchebaggery. It's really hard to work under someone you hate with all your heart and your soul. Just quit your job, you'll be so much happier.
Your Hours Are Super Anti-Social
Tell me how are you supposed to turn up on the weekends if your job has you up first thing every morning? You haven't gone out with your mates in weeks, WEEKS MAN. You haven't even tasted the sweet nector of Bulmers in over a month. There's no point in having money if you can't wastefully spend it on nights out.
You Hate Helping People
People are just so annoying, with their asking of questions and trying to make friendly conversations and taking an interest in your personal life outside of work. You're the worst. Just leave me alone, I don't want you talking to me, I want to daydream aimlessly about dragons and boobs. Work is really cutting down on your day dreaming time, best to leave it mate.
You Don't Get Along With Your Co-Workers
You despise them. You can't stomach their stupid damn faces and their stupid fucking stories about their personal lives and their damn complaining (Yes, I am aware of the irony but I don't care). Seriously, why force yourself to be around people you hate for 8.60 an hour, nah fuck that.
You Bring Your Work Home With You
Have you just ever come home after a day of work and you just spaz out at your mom or your housemate for no fucking reason. Yeah that's because you're bringing the stress and anger from work home with you. Worst of all, after a while you just start smelling like the place so you can't get away from your job. Don't let the man take over your life, fight the power and become a jobless loser like the rest of us, it's really fun.