It's like the natural reaction all of us college students have - to answer Mummy's questions with as little words as possible. But every now and again, to avoid disappointing Dad and worrying "The Mother" we have to tell a few little white lies...
What We Say:
"Of course I go to all my lectures!"
What We Think:
What We Say:
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"I swear Mum, I was only out once this week..."
What We Think:
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"Don’t worry, I have it all figured out. I’m going to move down to Uncle Jimmy in Australia."
What We Think:
What We Say:
"I do eat right!"
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What We Do:
What We Say:
"No, I don’t have time for relationships. I’m focusing on my studies."
What We Do:
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What We Say:
"I’m still the same person that I was before college."
What We Think:
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What We Say:
"I get my 7 hours sleep every night"
What We Do:
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What We Say:
"I always get home safely, I’m not stupid like..."
What We Do:
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"Of course I’m passing everything!"
What We Think:
What We Say:
"Yes, I’m being totally safe. I have respect for myself and others"
