Whether you have only one or all of these, we all recognise the usual suspects when it comes to our friends or friends friends...here are the types of friends every guy has.
The practically married guy
Doesn't know what it's like to not be in a relationship and looks down (well mostly his other half does) on the weekend escapades of the single battalion of the group..
The fake nice guy
Doesn't drink with you for your big birthday party on a Saturday night yet ends up in coppers on a Monday night with "a workmate". Basically he's saved himself for chasing skirt.
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The inexplicably rich guy..
Has never had an amazing job but wants for nothing. Is either really good with money and probably still has his communion money or is a silent partner in the Tijuana cartel.
The full of shit guy
Any time his mouth moves all you can think of saying is 'shut the fuck up. Seriously.
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The guy who has every new thing
You get an iPhone 5c, he'll have the 6s, you get a car, he'll buy a boat. He's driven by having better possessions than everyone else..
The music guy
Probably stands out a bit in the group and will have a strange taste to most but will have you all down to a tee when it comes to the music he recommends for each of you.
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The sports guy
Whatever he picks up, be it a hurly, cricket bat or a dart he's just naturally brilliant..
The lucky guy
He always lands on his feet..like a cat. He could jump out a window and he'd fall up the way!
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The womaniser
You've lost count of his many conquests...even he has. It's extremely strange to see him in any form of relationship.
The one who thinks he's black
Fubu pants, timbalands...you know the one I'm talking about...thinks he's Nate Dogg
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The happy guy
He perks everyone up, hearty laugh, and full of fun. Probably cries himself to sleep.
The laid back guy
Nothing phases him...at all. You know the one...any more of it and he'd be horizontal.
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The dark horse
You're friends with him...but know nothing about him. He talks in clichés and generalises everything.
The gambler
He laughs at you when you win 20 quid on a horse where he's won 2k. But scowls at you when you've only lost a fiver where he's lost 20k on a 1/7 shot....don't give him a loan he'll gamble on black being white.
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The might be gay guy...
Statistically if you have a big group of friends one of you is gay...but then again, statistics are bullshit.
The fashionista...
Dresses all the rest of you...might cross over with the last point.
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The accountant
Everybody has at least one friend who is an accountant, or works in funds..or is studying to be an accountant..or can highlight a cell in excel.
They guy who can't handle relationships..
Not that he's never in them, it's that when one ends it's like the world has ended.
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