Not planning anything, ever. Only agreeing to partake in festivities that are happening in the very near future or that exact moment is common procedure these days. While spontaneity is a thing of beauty, penciling in premeditated hang-outs occasionally won’t kill you.
Wear Pants.
I hate ‘em, and I know a lot of you do too. Dress codes in general are a bit crap, I think most people would like to stroll around in their underwear all day but because 'society' tells us not to, we are forced into uncomfortable pants. Sigh...
Not Washing Themselves
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without a doubt the worst thing you can do as an adult is not wash. In this day and age where we all have access to water and soap etc, there is no excuse not to clean ones self. Even if you're late, or if you ' had a shower last night'... You're still minging.
Hating On Silence
Silence is golden, but instead of leaving it be, people insist on filling its void with small talk. Ramblings about weather, how-are-you’s, current events and other topics that neither party is genuinely interested in discussing. Leave the silence be - because sometimes we don't get enough of it.
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Being Glued To Their Phone While at Lunch/Dinner/Anything Really.
This one irritates me the most, but I'm also guilty of it. Going out for dinner, watching a movie (which they suggested) and then becoming increasingly annoyed as the person next to you sits on their phone throughout and then asks you what happened? Also people who play videos on their phone while others are doing something are assholes!
Beating around the bush.
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Since when did being so careless and boring become cool? Seriously, there is no point in masking what you really mean with a series of question and answer sessions that will just land you in the same place, that's why Tinder is so great...
Having The Thirst On A Monday - Fri...
They literally survive Monday through Friday with the sole intent of reaching the weekend and getting hammered. That’s literally what people do, put up with five days of misery for two days of heavy alcohol consumption. Come to think of it, I'm quite thirsty.
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Nightclubs
Is everything about clubs not awful? The shady promoters, the long queues, the ridiculously overpriced booze, the music being too loud, Hours of sweating, being bumped into and spilling your drink...
Loving celebrities.
Kids too, but especially adults. If you want an example of what I’m talking about, say something about Beyoncé that isn’t praise and watch yourself drown in a river of insults. Or watch Geordie Shore, then think about your life... You should feel bad!
