The things we have to endure when we're searching for love. Painful chat up lines, awkward silences, swiping right while thinking 'Bet this one's gonna be a weirdo' - compared to the likes of Sex and the City, it's far from cosmos we were reared!
Here are some hilarious tweets that are spot on when it comes to describing the single life.
Guaranteed you'll be thinking, 'That's me,' when you read some of the these:
Online dating is great craic
— Carrie Johnson (@inJUNKery) January 17, 2018
— RememberingHowToFly (@TinyBitHigher) January 15, 2018
I realized when I go through tinder, when I swipe left, in my head I go “no” but if I swipe right I say “he’ll do” #whyimsingle
— jordan? (@jordan_meow) January 3, 2018
Message from a guy on a dating site: "hi beutiful"
— Maureen ? (@PadreGirl73) December 30, 2017
— Karen B (@karenb0716) December 22, 2017
Like a fairytale...
I went on a double date with a minor league soccer player and he kicked a soccer ball so hard and it me in the face on accident and I had to leave the date early in a cab alone and have an appointment for a possible concussion. #whyimsingle
— illuminally ? (@b0wlingally) December 19, 2017
I weighted 135 lbs.
He said, "Here, this will help you manage your weight, now that you're getting older."#WhyImSingle
— Mush (@MushKat) December 15, 2017
Once, a friend of my brother's asked me out by saying, "I'll even shower before our date." #WhyImSingle
— Erika39 (@taurusfroggy) December 11, 2017
We don't always help ourselves
Got asked on a date - literally choosing to eat a donut and watch Netflix instead. #whyimsingle
— Courtney Marie (@CourtMarie211) January 19, 2018
Instead of appreciating a man’s kind gesture of offering his seat to me, I think he’s insinuating I’m pregnant. #whyimsingle
— Jhasmine Bacatan (@jhascassandra) January 18,
— Megan Gutierrez (@MeganGutierrez) December 23, 2017
— SabieKay (@SabieKay) December 11, 2017
— Antonia Okafor (@antonia_okafor) January 20, 2018
Still chuckle at the word “discombobulated”. Such a great word #whyimsingle
— Hummus is bae (@tbanfir) December 1, 2017
When the harsh reality sets in
— Claudia Marina (@AClaudiabotton) January 18, 2018
— Erica Williams (@erica1919w) November 30, 2017
Y’all excited to see what y’all boo gets y’all for Valentine’s Day But I’m just excited to see those discounts for the chocolate, nawimsaying? #singlelife
— ❃B (@brribear) January 19, 2018
The single life. No one to call or msg so no one looks for you. You pass out in front of the tv for 2 hours, wake up and negotiate getting up to go to bed...rarely a successful negotiation.
— Mzingaye (@DezDelvekio) January 19, 2018
It's a journey of self-discovery if nothing else
Sometimes I wonder why I'm single.
— Amanda (@GypsyGrlNxtDoor) January 20, 2018
I just sneezed and my retainer went flying across the room in the dark. #whyimsingle
— Jess Saade (@JessSaade) January 8, 2018
I spent an hour talking to some guy at mallarkeys and then went a puked on myself in the bathroom #whyimsingle
— danielcook//maddiecalhoun//nikkiballs (@ErinFialks) January 1, 2018
— Mark Hannon (@MHannon85) December 31, 2017