What Happens When Men Go To The Spa?

Why is it that only women can enjoy a good spa day? Why cant us men go to the spa and have a bit of fun as well? Well, I'll tell you why, because going to the spa, and undergoing all of the treatments that women suffer through to make themselves look good for others, is totally not worth it at all! These men were unfortunate enough to find that out the hard, and painful way...