For many of us, college is well and truly finished, and the creeping terror of Graduation approaches, when high-flying pals will return to tell us about life as young professionals, and then ask what we're up to. Here's some possible reasons as to why you haven't quite pinned down gainful employment in time for the big day.
You haven't left your room in weeks and even the prospect makes you very nervous
You've got a terrible handshake
You’re reluctant to leave your bed, let alone the house, before eleven
You’ve mistakenly turned down a reasonable job, because you thought you had a better one in the pipeline
People keep offering you internships
You can’t face another stint of waitressing/bar work, now that you’re a graduate
You don't know how to use Excel
You’ve got an arts degree
You haven’t got experience in anything other than missing lectures
You’re certainly not willing to travel
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