It's all gone tits up. Things haven't really panned out your way and now you're left with a damp cheek and a sense of 'what the fuck' ringing in your ears. We always approach dates with a sense of trepidation, but also a bit of 'what if this works out?' More often than not, it does NOT work out. Here are some of the dark thoughts a girl has after a terrible date.
1) What the fuck was that?
2) I need to call and dissect this with everyone, immediately.
3) I can't believe I shaved my legs for this.
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4) What did we just talk about for three hours?
5) I can't believe he didn't buy me even one drink.
6) Why are hot people so boring?
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7) Why did I ever agree to that?
8) I may as well go and buy all my cats now.
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9) I wish he didn't keep mentioning his ex. That was awkward.
10) What was that film even about? Probably should have paid attention.
11) That's the last time I ever let Sarah set me up with anyone.
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12) That's the last time I ever use Tinder.
13) I wonder if anyone would be up for going out tonight? It'd be a shame to let this makeup go to waste...
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14) I think I'm a little drunk.
15) God, I was really hoping for some sex.
16) He just sent me a text. Winning! (If only I liked him this would be great.)
17) Oh shit, what should I say back?...Better leave it for an hour or six to remain alluring and aloof.
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