19 Signs You're A Regular Dirt Bird

Look, don't deny if. You've either seen your friends do some of these things or you're guilty of a few yourself. Let's just say, if you've done more than 5, congratulations you're a Dirt Bird.You've gone two days without changing your knickers

1. You've gone two days without changing your knickers

2. Three days after going out, you still have the club stamp

3. You've dry shampood your hair for a week


4. You've slept on your bed with no sheets instead of just changing them

5. You redid your make up after not taking off your last application

6. You've neglected to shower after a one night stand and gone into College


7. You've eaten left over McDonalds the next day

8. You've sprayed deodrant instead of having a shower

9. You've smoked leftover cigarette butts


10. You've tipped ash anywhere but an ashtray



11. You've vomited in your handbag


12. You've held your playsuit aside to pee

13. You've reused a condom

14. You've vomited and then kissed someone


15. You've peed in the street

16. You've left used tampons anywhere but a bin

17. You've not washed your bra. Ever.

18. You've walked around the next day in what you wore to bed

19. You've not told a guy you're on your period...

Sarah Power
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Unnatural blonde with a natural gift for wrapping presents. Never had one lesson. Big fan of Sex and the City, Eddie Vedder and men who have a good strong whistle. Hope to be a responsible woman one day, but for now I'm enjoying being a child in a woman's body. Pet peeve: People who abbreve everything.

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