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19 Signs You're A Regular Dirt Bird

19 Signs You're A Regular Dirt Bird

Look, don't deny if. You've either seen your friends do some of these things or you're guilty of a few yourself. Let's just say, if you've done more than 5, congratulations you're a Dirt Bird.You've gone two days without changing your knickers

1. You've gone two days without changing your knickers

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2. Three days after going out, you still have the club stamp

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3. You've dry shampood your hair for a week

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4. You've slept on your bed with no sheets instead of just changing them

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5. You redid your make up after not taking off your last application

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6. You've neglected to shower after a one night stand and gone into College

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7. You've eaten left over McDonalds the next day

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8. You've sprayed deodrant instead of having a shower

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9. You've smoked leftover cigarette butts

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10. You've tipped ash anywhere but an ashtray

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11. You've vomited in your handbag

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12. You've held your playsuit aside to pee

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13. You've reused a condom

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14. You've vomited and then kissed someone

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15. You've peed in the street

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16. You've left used tampons anywhere but a bin

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17. You've not washed your bra. Ever.

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18. You've walked around the next day in what you wore to bed

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19. You've not told a guy you're on your period...

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Sarah Power
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Unnatural blonde with a natural gift for wrapping presents. Never had one lesson. Big fan of Sex and the City, Eddie Vedder and men who have a good strong whistle. Hope to be a responsible woman one day, but for now I'm enjoying being a child in a woman's body. Pet peeve: People who abbreve everything.

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