21 Reasons Students Choose Netflix Over College

1) Because you can't go to lectures on your couch

 2)You can't go to lectures in your bed

 

3)You can't go to lectures in a nightclub toilet

 4) No mature students making you feel shit

5) No group assignments with people who are happy to fail and drag you with them

 

6) No moany lecturers out to ruin your life

7) No need for make up

8) No bumping into ex's and dickheads

9)No hours getting ready

10) No need for clothes

10) No scramble out of bed, running out your house and sprinting to the bus. Save your energy for making tea. Lots of tea.. 

12)No waiting for public transport

13) Enjoy Kevin Spacey, or Frank Underwood depending on how much House of Cards you've consumed.

14) No 9 o clock starts

15) Everyday is optional

16) It's free to do repeats

17) People actually want to hear what you're watching on Netflix

18)People don't give a shit what you're doing in college

19)You don't miss the next episode because you don't want to walk in the rain

20) You don't miss the next episode because you don't want to walk

21) You don't miss the next episode. Period.