And yes, girls you are all invited to join the party because in my eyes, it's easy to be a female dickhead as well. They have the same traits as guy dickheads so im making this a universal equality article about the traits of dickheads, both male and female...this is how you tell if your best friend is a dickhead.
Being abusive and insulting people’s appearance
They belittle other people in public, not only people who in their eyes are "ugly" or whatever term they come up with but it isn't beyond them to insult people with disabilities or to try and get a laugh at their expense. This is a disgusting trait in people and if it's recognisable you need to walk away from this person.
They treat people like shit
They have a tendency to be completely ignorant to the everyday people who help to make this world a better place, bus drivers, people in the service industry etc feel the full wrath of this dickhead's ignorance.
They make you feel like they're doing you a favour being friends with you
Everything you do you feel like you should be just happy to be friendly with this person, they couldn't really care less about you and you need to realise this sooner rather than later. Basically they use you to get their kicks.
They use any tactic available to them to get one up on whoever they need to. They would literally walk all over you and probably have done on a few occasions.
The openly flirt with your other half
This would be the straw for me, not even a final straw... If any of my mates flirt with my other half then they will be dealt a swift "f*ck off", also I don't mean the having a laugh flirting or me being a jealous Jimmy but the one where it's plain as day to see that they are actively trying to get in with your missus/guy. All going well they'll get a proverbial slap in the fact (not advocating the physical abuse of men towards women here...a simple, leave me alone will do)
Stealing from others
Money, clothes, girlfriends, intellectual property....etc etc...
Not enough that they have just tried to knick your girl/boyfriend they were doing it right in front of theirs and even though your's has had the common sense to hit them a slap, others in the past have not. They constantly cheat on their own partner and couldn't give a fiddlers about anyone's feelings but their own..
They bitch (about everyone)
Like everyone and probably expect you to keep it to yourself....
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