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21 Reasons Why The Real World Is Sh*t Compared To College Life

Prepare yourselves for the worst, when you move into the real world it's all about 9am starts, late finishes, living for the weekend and settling into the tough routine of working for the rest of your life. To be honest, it's no where near as fun as going to college, because in college you can actually do whatever you want. Savour these 3/4 years and stay as long as you can.

 

1. You can sleep in all day.

 

2. Drink whenever the hell you want.

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3. Hooking up with people is easy.

 

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4. There is always someone with drugs.

 

 

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5. You A Month Off At Christmas

 

 

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6. And A Whole Lot More Time Off... Use It Wisely!

 

 

7. Including 4 Months During Summer

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8. You Can Stroll Into Class Wearing Whatever You Want.

 

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9. You'll Inevitably Have Wayyy Too Much Free Time.

 

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10. Drinking Whatever You Can Get Is Perfectly Acceptable.

 

 

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11. Even a hangover can’t slow you down.

 

 

12. You can get away with procrastinating.

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13. In Fact You Can Pretty Much Get Away Without Doing Nothing.

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14. You get 20% Off Pretty Much EveryThing.

 

 

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15. It's Acceptable To Drink Any Night Of The Week.

 

 

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16. You Don't Have To Live For The Weekend, Every Day Is The Weekend.

 

 

17. Making friends is really easy.

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18. Your Parents Are Stilling Willing To Fund Your Adventures.

 

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19. Cooking Isn't A Necessity.

 

 

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20. You Truly Believe That You'll Find A Job That You'll Like.

 

 

21. And.... The Actual Weekend Starts On Thursday.

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Shane Johnston
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Editor for CollegeTimes, UCD graduate and music lover. [email protected]

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