Thanks to the global exploitation of the world's resources and economic inequalities inherited from colonial times, we Europeans are now able to avail of some ruddy cheap flights. No one is readier to peddle you the chance of some low-cost intra-European jetting than Ryanair. They simply abhor the idea of you remaining unholidayed, which is why they are, with their latest seat sale, attempting to ply you with massive financial incentives to kick your sorry heinie into action.
An email that trickled into my inbox this morning has informed me that Ryanair are offering 20% off some 250,000 seats on selected routes. I did also receive some equally exciting correspondence this morning from a certain, apparently illustrious member of a Nigerian royal family, who has sought me out to arrange a particularly exciting business transaction; but seeing as this is an opportunity too good to share, I shall keep the particulars of that email strictly between myself and Prince Anichebe. However, buckle in for a quick rundown through the some of the finer details of the email I am willing to discuss.
With an - and I don't use this phrase lightly - 'impressively broad range of European city destinations' to choose from there are holidays galore to be found on Ryanair's destination list for the sale. Perhaps you have found yourself as one half of a Mutual Sexing Partnership™, or 'couple' if you will, and are looking to surprise your other half with a romantic getaway? Well, I defy you to show me the person who would not swoon, who would not immediately be aquiver at the knee were their significant other to approach them and say "Honey, pack your bags as I have booked us a weekend mini-break to Gdansk - at a cost of €26.10 per person each way."
If, for whatever reason, your partner is not moved to degrees of palpitating excitement at the thought of heading to Gdansk and is perhaps some ruddy ol' traditionalist who would prefer their weekend breaks with a romantic twist to come more in the shape of a 'Paris' or a 'Barcelona', then no never fear, Ryanair has similarly got you covered. With prices to each of these destinations starting from €21.99 they are both viable options - perhaps while you are there you could also attempt to source your self a partner less demanding in their holiday destinations with a hopefully more open-minded approach toward the romantic possibilities of the little-appreciated Gdansk*.
For a full list of their, dare I say, spicy deals**? Head over to the Ryanair site and see what's going on.
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*This article has no affiliation with the Gdansk Tourist Board.
**Yes. Yes, I dare.
