When you are young and naive you think to yourself, won't it be fun to be a grown up making lots of money and just having great craic altogether... We'll it's time for a reality check, College are the best 4-8 years of your life, so cherish them and make them as long and drawn out as possible, fail a few exams if you really need to because life as you know it is about to end...
You Have Absolutely No Cash Money
What Little Money You Have Is Spent Surviving
You Miss Sitting Around Doing Nothing / Going To The Odd Class
You Thought You Could Do Whatever You Wanted
But You Can't Do Anything Fun... Ever.
You're Degree Means Shit...
That Year You Planned Away... You May As Well Scrap Those Plans Now
You Miss Monday Morning Lie Ins
And Doing Assignments
And Going To The Library
Because Work Is Essentially All Those Things Rolled Into One
No Extended Summer Holidays
Your Drinking Buddies Are 50 Year Old Men
The Only Thing You Don't Miss Are Exams