Things Guys Do On A Night Out That Are Just Not Sexy

Guys, you might think these things are cool and funny and almost a turn on. Stop. Stop doing all of them.

Grabbing our ass as we're walking by

Saying something along the lines of 'Oh come on, give us a smile!'


Telling us how hammered they are



Saying something like 'yeah, she wants the D'


Sticking their hands down their pants and adjust their jewels



Keeping your eyes open during a kiss


Being rude to the bar tenders



Unnecessary aggression

Personal hygiene

Obvious drug induced facial expressions

If you're wondering why you can't score, read above.

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Sarah Power
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Unnatural blonde with a natural gift for wrapping presents. Never had one lesson. Big fan of Sex and the City, Eddie Vedder and men who have a good strong whistle. Hope to be a responsible woman one day, but for now I'm enjoying being a child in a woman's body. Pet peeve: People who abbreve everything.

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