Crying Won't Help... How To Embrace Your New Found Single Life

They say the best way to get over someone is to get under someone new. This may be more difficult than it sounds to those poor souls just venturing out after being in along-term relationship. Whatever happens remember it's one step further from being Bridget Jones, so try to follow some basic codes of conduct.


Do not continuously mention your ex, once is too much especially if you’re just after the shift in the smoking area.

Try not to cry, crying is not attractive at the best of times, during or after sex will have your new conquest out the door quicker than he came he in.



Tinder will help you regain some flirting skills, but it may also make you lose hope in humanity.


Moderate your drinking on a first date, no one wants to see you throwing up down an alleyway and they defiantly will not hold your hair back. You’ll be going home with a kebab alone, although it may be a sexy kebab to you at that stage.


Go out with the established single ladies, they will guide you on the path to slight sluttyness and will the be the Goose to your Maverick.


Do not drunk dial the Ex, it only leads to you being back to the fat, misery cave stalking their Facebook.

Chloe Christie
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Student at I.A.D.T, lover of the Dangerzone.

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